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lakesbian
lakesbian

this is fully a bad fanfiction vaguepost but: if we’re going to do transmasc alec we HAVE to understand that it would not be some angst-fluff poor-binding-practices + undersider reassurances to fix gender dysphoria fic scenario. he would have had coil slash lisa schedule him some illegal top surgery while brian stands by the bed the entire time going Can you rob a bank now yet. Can you rob a bank now yet. Are you good enough to rob a bank now yet. and alec would be like No. Bring Me More Ice Cream, Knave. Cherries On Top. 

thesternest
lakesbian

i just know imp and regent were playing fuck marry kill about everyone the undersiders fought and grue was crying throwing up having to listen to them debate the merits of crawler. the game ends abruptly and horribly when imp’s mouth gets ahead of her brain & she rates cherie fuck, to which regent retaliates by impromptu rating brian fuck, to which imp retaliates by shoving him off the transport van bench, to which brian retaliates to by telling them both to shut the fuck up or so help him god he’s going to tell the driver to crash the fucking van

derpypandaqueen

i wish wildbow was you instead of him